The 10 Laws of Idiotism
1.Thou shall know how to play the EE Game.
2.Thou shall use one oxymoron a day.
3.Thou shall not know what "oxymoron" means (with special exceptions).
4.Thou shall take the Idiotism Test (e-mail me or Crystal), memorize our Pledge, and know at least three lines of our Anthem (American Idiot by Green Day).
5.Thou shall be able to laugh at their own stupidity/idiotistic doings.
6.Thou shall spend three minutes everyday acting completely idiotic. Note that during these three minutes, you're not allowed to watch tv or think about homework/work.
7.Thou shall think five completely random thoughts per week.
8.Thou shall keep in touch with fellow Idiotists (no matter how glad you are to get rid of them :) ).
9.Thou shall never use the words "I love" and "Doctor Phil" in the same sentence (with this as an exception!).
10.Confuse those around you. Confuse yourself. IDIOTIZE!
11.Thou shall not know how to count. (Title, dimwit, it's called sarcasm.)
