| Random Quotes. |
| ~"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." (Dizzy Dean) ~"I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." (David Dinkins) ~"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Brooke Shields) ~If you can't improve a flaw, you might as well laugh about it. ~Asking questions with no answer is the only way you'll ever learn. (Bud) ~Love is like a bird. When you least expect it, it craps on your face. (Bud) ~Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. (Abraham Lincoln) ~Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. ~If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. ~You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinately. ~If you think that something small can't make a difference- try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room. ~Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates iin the country. |