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I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots.
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh-
even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around.
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate thae way I don't hate you-
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.
-Kat

Quotes:

So I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time-Kat

Oooh... black panties!-Bianca

Mr. Morgan, is there any chance you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?-Joey

Pipe down Chachi!-Mr. Morgan

You're not as vile as I thought you were. -Kat

Well maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?-Pat
Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby.-Kat

Someone's got their panties in a twist-Pat
Don't you for one second think you had any effect on my panties-Kat
Then what did I have an effect on?-Pat
Other than my upchuck reflexes, nothing.-Kat

Why is everyone so hot for this girl? Has she got beer-flavored nipples?-Pat

Theres a difference between like and love. I mean, I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack.-Bianca

I'm down, I've got the 411, and you're not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!-Mr. Stratford

Did you just maim Joey's car??-Bianca
Yup. Looks like you'll have to take the bus.-Kat
Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?-Bianca

Old rule out. New rule in: Bianca can date. When she does.-Mr. Stratford.
But she's a mutant! What if she never dates!?!-Bianca
Then you'll never date... oh I like that.-Mr. Stratford
Can't you just find some blind-deaf retard to take you to the movies!?!-Bianca
I'm sorry, looks like you'll have to miss out on the witty repartay of Joey "eat me" Donner-Kat
You suck!-Bianca
You suck!-Kat

Maybe if were were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep... are there sheep?- Kid (or, according the the trailer "are there goats?")

My mama didn't raise no fool!- Mr. Stratford

Well, you know what they say!-Kat
No, what do they say?-Pat

I have a dick on my face, don't I- Mike

Whooops?!?! My insurance doesn't cover PMS!!- Mr. Stratford
Well then, tell them I had a seizure.- Kat

Where did you come from, planet Loser?-Bianca
As opposed to planet Look At Me, Look At Me?-Kat

It's only a party Mr. Stratford- Chastity
And hell is just a sauna- Mr. Stratford

You want me to investigate the innerworkings of my sister's TWISTED mind? I don't think so!- Bianca