OCTOBER 14, 2002
me: you're gonna have so much porn...
pdawg: yeah. i'm also gonna watch 18 hours of porn and vote in 18 different elections.
me: 18 guns? have sex with 18 minors? thats what i did.
pdawg: guns are bad. sex with 18 minors is against the law, the idea is to do things that were previously against the law for me, but won't be when i turn 18
me: oh
pdawg: maybe i should have sex with 18 minors every day until i turn 18. but its hard to find minors at college.
me: there's a highschool around here somewhere. i'll help set it up. you'd get tired. someone can sponsor you can give you free gatorade and powerbars.
pdawg: ok. we gotta set that up.
me: ok. you wanna start tomorrow?
pdawg: yeah, can we find 18 girls under 18 by tomorrow?
me: it can't be that hard. this town is full of underage nymphos
pdawg: ok
me: and you're soon to be one of them. you're gonna get so addicted to sex and underage nymphos.
pdawg: sounds good. i'll get a webcam.
me: yeah, make some money at least... to pay for the court fees when you can't stop having sex with the underage girls after you turn 18
pdawg: cool
me: yeah. can you handle that many nymphos? i mean... geez. 18 every day is a lot. what is the plan for timing?
pdawg: i'll keep doing it until i tire out. then i'll take a while off. it's my duty though, so i have to try hard.
me: yeah. you're smart.
pdawg: you only turn 18 a few times. you gotta make the best of it.
me: that's true. i guess i kinda let mine slip by.
pdawg: there's more chances when you turn 21 and stuff. and 54, that's a great year.