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| oct. 7th -- an update from mike d -- "nevermind. apparently those coorporate bastards won't let us advertise them if the website is hosted for free. so we is back to square one." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| oct. 7th -- an update from mike d?? -- "ok i found a company that will pay us $0.06 every click on a banner ad. that would mean we need 2550 clicks to be able to afford the custom kazoos. first i think the site needs to be finished up so people don't get pissed then we can register with all the search engines to generate more traffic to our site then we can ask people to click the ads to support our kazoo distribution efforts." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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oct. 6th -- mike deceglie has officially been put in charge of kazoos. he has located a possible kazoo distributor that will print us custom kazoos with a design or logo of our choice. currently, md is designing a way for son to collect funds to pay for the kazoos. stay posted for updates. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| sept. 30th -- with the ever growing number of people wishing to join this lovely society there is always one problem which arises: what will their position be? with the help of mike (shoeless) and mike (watermelon head) a list of possible positions has been created for you to choose from if you so desire. if you wish to join SON you can either choose from the list provided or some up with your own witty position. acceptance into the society is not guaranteed, however, no parameters have been set on whether or not a person is admitted. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| **matt's picks** shiek magician peddler pornstar interpretive dancer hit man grease monkey psychic gypsie mountain climber bartender banshee getaway driver choreographer liar squire watchman |
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| caddy seeing eye dog proctologist chimney sweep sword swallower official jug blower inner banjo player washboard artist janitor knight squaredance caller cement mixer chauffeur director of research and development |
dairy farmer acrobat penguincatcher belly dancer matador contortionist mime lumber jack bell hop raferee bailiff |
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| *note that many of the positions play an integral role in the official S.O.N. hoedowns. i.e... the official jub blower inner and washboard artist | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| sept. 25 -- son is tentatively planning a protest in DC to protest protesting. details have not yet been sorted out, but we are relying on mojo to do so due to her passionate speaking skills. ask mojo for details | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| sept. 20th -- we are currently in search of a kazoo distributor who will provide us with the kazoos we so desperately need for cheap or for free. if you know of any such distributors or are a distributor yourself, please contact us. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i know where to get kazoos! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||