NO DATE
me: hmm i see. what was the name of the place and what kind of food did they have?
jerkface: bocca de puppo. italian. they serve lots of sausage and cream sauce.
me: oh nice
jerkface: i was more shocked by how the people ate the sausage.
me: oh?
jerkface: yeah... it wasn't was bad as the people gargling the cream sauce though.
me: i bet
jerkface: and the waitresses... before they set the plate down they would pick up the sausage and slap themselves in the face with it.
me: really?
jerkface: the bathroom... had pictures of people peeing and penises all over the walls. and before you walked out , there was a picture of one wearing glasses and it had a moustache. and under the picture it sais "ciao"
me: strange
jerkface: yeah i know. but the food was really good. and they serve HUGE portions. i mean... HUUGE!!
me: portion envy?
jerkface: totally. AND, they're balls were spicy.