OCT. 19, 2002
me: yeah
erectionmachine: did you read it?
me: a little
erectionmachine: what was it about?
me: i have no idea
erectionmachine: hmm. i didn't read it
me: oh, you should read it
erectionmachine: didn't seem very interesting
me: yeah. didn't at all
erectionmachine: i decided i should pull my pants down more
me: yeah. since you're an erection machine and all
erectionmachine: yeah. i need to let my erection breathe.
me: i'd punch you so hard if you let your erection breathe...
erectionmachine: i'm gonna let my erection breathe. you just wait and see. it can't just suffocate.
me: why not? why does it need ait? what for?!?!?!?@##%^$%^
erectionmachine: so it doesn't get dehydrated
me: you don't water it?
erectionmachine: no no. if its in my pants, it will sweat all of the water out. and then it'll be all shrivelled and gross. and it will fall off.
me: oh man... like a pickle?
erectionmachine: no
me: more like a zuchinni?
erectionmachine: no
me: oh, so more of a pickle
erectionmachine: no. not like a pickle. we already did that.
me: oh, so more of a beef jerky shrivelled
erectionmachine: definitely. thats the ticket.
me: man. i'm anti beef jerky.
erectionmachine: so am i. thats why i got to let my erection breathe.
me: ok deal.
erectionmachine: so its settled, my erection breathing = good thing
me: yesssss!!!
erectionmachine: therefore, pulling down my pants more = better
me: but wouldn't it be more exposed to the elements?
erectionmachine: i wouldn't have my pants down all the time. i'd just pull them down from time to time
meL like really quickly?
erectionmachine: no. more like i was pulling down my pants last night. like that.
me: oh yeah. so just like a little breather.
erectionmachine: but of course you don't remember that much. yeah, a little breather
me: no, i don't remember
erectionmachine: well i was pulling my pants down at one point on the way home
me: oh. just needed a little breather?
erectionmachine: yep. i was actually rubbing my butt.
me: yeah, typical
erectionmachine: it is typical that i rub my butt