1. REAL COUNTRY SONG TITLES.
  2. All I Want From You (Is Away)
  3. All My Exes Live In Texas
  4. All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
  5. Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
  6. Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
  7. Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
  8. At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
  9. Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
  10. Bubba Shot The Jukebox
  11. Bubba's Inconvenience Store
  12. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  13. Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
  14. Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
  15. Cow Cow Strut
  16. Did I Shave my Legs for This?
  17. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
  18. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
  19. Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You.
  20. Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
  21. Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
  22. Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
  23. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  24. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
  25. Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
  26. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
  27. Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
  28. Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
  29. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  30. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
  31. Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve)
  32. Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
  33. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.
  34. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
  35. Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
  36. Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
  37. Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
  38. Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
  39. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
  40. Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
  41. High Cost of Low Living
  42. Hold On To Your Men..�Cause She's Single Again
  43. How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
  44. How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
  45. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  46. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
  47. How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
  48. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
  49. I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
  50. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  51. I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
  52. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
  53. I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
  54. I Don't Do Floors
  55. I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
  56. I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
  57. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
  58. I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
  59. I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
  60. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
  61. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  62. I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
  63. I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
  64. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
  65. I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You.
  66. I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
  67. I Got Through Everything But The Door
  68. I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
  69. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
  70. I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
  71. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
  72. I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
  73. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
  74. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
  75. I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
  76. I Meant Every Word That He Said.
  77. I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
  78. I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
  79. I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love
  80. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
  81. I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
  82. I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
  83. I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
  84. I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
  85. I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
  86. I Wish I Were A Lesbian
  87. I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
  88. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
  89. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  90. I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love
  91. I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.
  92. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
  93. I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
  94. I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
  95. If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will.
  96. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
  97. If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
  98. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  99. If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo!
  100. If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
  101. If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
  102. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
  103. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
  104. If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
  105. If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
  106. If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?
  107. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.
  108. If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
  109. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  110. If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train
  111. If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
  112. If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
  113. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
  114. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
  115. If Today Was A Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
  116. If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
  117. If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me
  118. If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
  119. If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl.
  120. If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).
  121. If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
  122. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  123. If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
  124. If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again.
  125. If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time
  126. If You Leave Me I'm Gone
  127. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  128. If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
  129. If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
  130. If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
  131. If You�re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
  132. If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right
  133. I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.
  134. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
  135. I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
  136. I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
  137. I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
  138. I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
  139. I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
  140. I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon.
  141. I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
  142. I'm In Love With A Capital U
  143. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life.
  144. I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday)
  145. I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
  146. I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
  147. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
  148. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
  149. I'm Under The Table Over You
  150. Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?
  151. It Ain't Easy Being Easy
  152. It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
  153. It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me.
  154. It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
  155. It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.
  156. It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn't Take Him Long
  157. It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High
  158. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
  159. I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
  160. I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
  161. I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
  162. I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat!
  163. I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time.
  164. I've Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You.
  165. I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
  166. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  167. I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You Do There by the Door Before You Go
  168. Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
  169. Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
  170. Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
  171. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
  172. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  173. Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"
  174. Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
  175. Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me.
  176. Legendary Chicken Fairy
  177. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  178. Make Me Late For Work Today.
  179. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
  180. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose.
  181. Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, Cuz I'm a Little Boulder There
  182. Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
  183. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic.
  184. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
  185. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  186. My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go)
  187. My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You
  188. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
  189. Nashville Rash
  190. Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise,
  191. Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band,
  192. Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)
  193. No Way, Conway (I Ain't Gonna Twitty Tonight)
  194. Occasional Wife
  195. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
  196. Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way.
  197. Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
  198. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
  199. Overlonely and Underkissed
  200. Pardon Me, I've Been Pardoned
  201. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
  202. Phantom Of The Opry
  203. Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
  204. Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down
  205. Please Bypass This Heart.
  206. Poultry Promenade
  207. Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
  208. Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
  209. Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
  210. Refried Dreams
  211. Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
  212. Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
  213. She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
  214. She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
  215. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
  216. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.
  217. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
  218. She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
  219. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  220. She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
  221. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
  222. She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
  223. She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
  224. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty.
  225. She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues)
  226. She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without. Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
  227. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  228. Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love.
  229. Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
  230. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone.
  231. Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
  232. The Alcohall of Fame
  233. The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side
  234. The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me".
  235. The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
  236. The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On Truckin' Cafe"
  237. The Pint Of No Return.
  238. There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
  239. There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal.
  240. There's A Tear In My Beer
  241. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.
  242. This Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad
  243. This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
  244. Tight Fittin' Jeans
  245. Timber... I'm Fallin In Love
  246. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
  247. Trainwreck Of Emotion
  248. Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
  249. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
  250. Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
  251. Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
  252. Warm Beer and Cold Kisses
  253. Warm Beer Cold Women
  254. We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
  255. Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
  256. What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).
  257. When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line
  258. When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town).
  259. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
  260. When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
  261. Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
  262. Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
  263. Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
  264. Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
  265. Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
  266. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
  267. Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?
  268. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
  269. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  270. Yard Sale
  271. You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
  272. You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
  273. You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
  274. You Can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
  275. You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play.
  276. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
  277. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.
  278. You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
  279. You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
  280. you gone Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  281. You Goodbye
  282. You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
  283. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
  284. You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
  285. Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
  286. Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
  287. You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
  288. You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
  289. You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
  290. You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
  291. You're Ruining My Bad Reputation.
  292. You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
  293. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
  294. You're The Ring Around My Bathtub
  295. You're The Hangnail Of My Life
  296. You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes
  297. Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
  298. You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart
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