This 'n' That
Little boy's night-time prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake,
Can I have breakfast with You in the morning?
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Grandmas House
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served..
When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded
him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a
prayer before
eating
at our house.."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is
Grandma's house
and she knows how to cook."
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THE WRONG E-MAIL
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the
hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided
to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
address, and sent the e-mail, without realizing his
error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her
husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister
who had been called home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the
first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:
Subject: I've Arrived
You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
|  Heaven or Hell?
A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and
reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her dead
husband - asking her to send him a carton of cigarettes. "The only
thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them."
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I
can't imagine he'd be in Hell."
"Hmmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't
bring
this up, but. . . he didn't mention anything about including matches
in the package, did he?"
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery
bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play
with...
The other is used to carry groceries.
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