Three women and three men are traveling by train to
the Super Bowl.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and
watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take
their respective seats, but all three women cram into a bathroom
together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom
door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the
return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single
ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men
cram themselves into a bathroom, and the three women cram into another
bathroom just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one
of the women leaves her bathroom and walks over to the bathroom in which
the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever
think they are smarter than women!!!
McDonald's
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City
and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him
immediately gives him a verbal jab, "They don't serve beer
here, gerry! Where do you think you are?"
The German fellow felt embarrassed for a moment, however
he turned to the New Yorker and begins to chuckle.
"And what's so funny?" the New Yorker demands.
"Oh, nothing really," he said with a heavy accent, "I just
realized you actually came here for the food!"
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