The Cost of a Cow The farmer had been taken so many times by the local car dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to him like this: Basic cow, $200; two-tone exterior, $45; extra stomach $75; product storage compartment, $60; dispensing device, four spigots at $10 each, $40; genuine cowhide upholstery, $125; dual horns, $15; automatic fly swatter, $35. Total = $595. Polish Air Disaster Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crash landed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. FAST FACTS: Translations of the Bible that include the phrase, "My cup runneth over," are in error. The original just says, "My cup is full." The only way it runneth over is if you over- poureth. Nor does the Bible say, "Money is the root of all evil." It's not money itself but "the love of money" that will leave you with the Devil to pay.