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This 'n' That
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FOR THE LADIES

A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,� "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90............

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Arkansas Virus

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���� Please delete all the files from yer hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on yer mailing list.

���� If you don't have their address, print this page and hand it to them. Thanks for all yer cooperation,

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