This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of
all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived
as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that
blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that
she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves
for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his
wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
notices that
she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the
same
time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies
"yes."
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her
why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the
paint can and it said..........
(I love this) .
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
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