This page is for the "Do you get it?" jokes. Jokes that I've heard and just didn't get. Maybe you will. If you send me an explanation, I will print it just below the joke. If you have a joke you would like to share, SEND IT HERE! All jokes must be clean.
Joke #1
The Three Bears
Once upon a time there were three bears: Momma Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear.
One day they were just sitting down to their meal when Papa Bear said, "This soup is too hot. Momma and Baby Bear agreed. Theirs was too hot, also.
So Papa Bear said let's go to the park while it cools off.. So, they did. They went on the swings. They went on the merry-go-round. Then, they decided to go down the slide. First, Papa Bear goes down. He yells, "Wheee!" Then, Momma Bear goes down. She yells, "Wheee!" Finally, Baby Bear goes down. He yells, "Radio!"
The Lawyer And The Doctor (Thanks to Candid Camera)
A lawyer and a doctor walk into a bar. And the lawyer orders a martini, and the doctor orders a scotch & soda.
The bartender takes a look at them and says, "I'll bet that one of you is a lawyer, and the other is a doctor."
The lawyer says, "That's remarkable. How did you know that?"
The bartender says, "When you've been tending bars like I have, you know lawyers always order the most expensive drink. And doctors, well, they know that if you're sane or in pain there's just no gain to drink on the main."
