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This 'n' That

A Quick Letter To God

Dear God,
������ Why didn't you save
the school children in
Littleton, Colorado?
�����������Sincerely,

���������Concerned Student

AND THE REPLY...

Dear Concerned Student:
I am not allowed in schools.
������������Sincerely,

�������������God

In Remembrance.....

I don't usually pass on news like this, but sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is about. There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song, "Hokey Pokey", died last week at 83. It was especially difficult for the family to keep him in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and....Well, you know the rest...

Listen To Your Heart
A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones' chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts.

Their eyes would always light up with awe. But she never got a response to equal four-year-old David's. She placed the disk over his heart. "Listen," she said, "what do you suppose that is?"

He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up, as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap-tap-tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin. "Is that Jesus knocking?" he asked.

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