Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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Remember Growing old is mandatory,
Growing up is Optional !!!!
And Laughter is still the best medicine!!!
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Confront the dark parts of yourself, & work to banish them with illumination & forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your dreams will cause your angels to sing. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength.
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Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better
so get used to it.
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"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three
requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking,
all is lost." --Gustave Flaubert
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"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of
people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
--Bernard Bailey
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it
will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
--Herm Albright
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from
it." --Charles M. Schulz
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The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women,
their rights and nothing less. - Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906)
--American suffragist
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The best and most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched.They must be
felt with the heart.-Helen Keller
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Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are
dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather
now instead.- Anna Cummins
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"If you're still hanging onto a dead dream of yesterday, laying
flowers on its grave by the hour, you cannot be planting the
seeds for a new dream to grow today."
- Joyce Chapman, Author
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"No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more
thoroughly than the one who's giving it." --Hal Chadwick
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
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Always remember the last thing you say to people each day.
Because what if it happened to be the last thing you ever get
to say to them?
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Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
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If at first you don�t succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you.
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"It's a mighty poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
-- Andrew Jackson
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Water is the softest thing, yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.
This shows clearly the principle of softness overcoming hardness.
--Lao Zi
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STEPS TO LIFE:
Watch what you think, it becomes what you say.
Watch what you say, it becomes what you do.
Watch what you do, it becomes your character.
Watch your character, it determines what your future will be like.
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'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the
initiative in creating the Internet.' - Al Gore, March 9, 1999:
On CNN's Late Edition
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap. (and vise versa)
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
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Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."
- President Gerald Ford.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that,
you're in."
- Courtney Cox
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It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don't know all the answers."
--John P. Lougbrane
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." --Dale Carnegie
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Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
--Dinah Shore | |