In case you thought YOU were having a bad day,
this should make you feel much better.....and give
you a laugh, too.
����The following is taken from a Florida
newspaper.
����A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio
and his wife was in the house in the kitchen.
The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle
and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear.
The man, still holding the handlebars, was
dragged through a glass patio door and, along with
the motorcycle, dumped onto the floor inside the
house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining
room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him and
the patio door shattered.
����The wife ran to the phone and summoned an
ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the
wife went down the several flights of long steps to
the street to direct the Paramedics to her
husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the
husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the
motorcycle and pushed it outside.
����Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the
wife got some paper towels, blotted the gasoline, and
threw the towels into the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was
released to come home.
����After arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went into the bathroom,sat
on the toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette,he flipped it
between his legs, into the bowl while still
seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud
explosion and her husband screaming.
����She ran into the bathroom and found her husband
lying on the floor.
His trousers had been blown away and he was
suffering from burns on the buttocks, the back of his
legs and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone and called for an
ambulance.
����The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the
wife met them at the street.
����The paramedics loaded the husband on the
stretcher and began carrying him to the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street
accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked
the wife how the husband had burned himself.
She told them and the paramedics started laughing so
hard,one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the
husband out.
He fell down the remaining steps and broke his
arm.
����Now THAT is a bad day... Hope yours is
better!!!!!!!! | 
