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1. If you love something, set it free. If
it comes back, it will always be yours. If it
doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin
with. But, if it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear
to realize that you had set it free....... You
either married it or gave birth to it.
2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of
every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a
hamstring.
3. They keep telling us to get in touch
with our bodies. Mine isn't all that
communicative but I heard from it the other day
after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to
the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?"
Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen
fatty....do it and die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes
leaves completely.
5. The best way to forget all your
troubles is to wear tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small
town: When you don't know what you're doing,
someone else always does.
7. Just when I was getting used to
yesterday, along came today.
8. Amazing!! You hang something in your
closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I understand
everything, then I regain consciousness.
10. I read this article that said the
typical symptoms of stress are eating too much,
impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they
kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
Send this to seven bright women you know
and make their day!!! Or at least make them
laugh a little...
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