Not Allowed
A dog followed his master to school. His owner was a fourth
grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell
rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the
way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and
shoo'ed him outside, closing the door behind him.
The dog
sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors.
Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said,
"Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either."