School Jokes 2 TEACHER: Why are you late? Michael: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Michael: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe, but you ask me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! TEACHER: What would happen if Shakespeare were alive today? TOMMY: We would have one chapter less in our history book. Back To Jokes Back to Home Page |