Sardar mand Banta Santa Singh in School Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Santa Singh: 9 Teachers: What is 4 plus 5? Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! Cinema A MAN appeared at the box office of a cinema and bought two tickets. A few minutes later he returned and bought two more. After a short interval, he appeared a third time and offered to pay for two more, the ticket-seller opened the little door in the glass and spoke up. 'Aren't you the same gentleman who just bought two tickets and two others just a little while ago?' she asked, puzzled. 'Yes,' replied Banta Singh plaintively, 'But there's some fool at the gate who keeps tearing them up!' Interview of a Sardar Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh. Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: Q: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites S: Yes Sir. Officer started asking questions O: Above S: Below O: Front S: Back O: Left S: Right O: Male S: Female O: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) S: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi) O: Ugly...U-G-L-Y (Officer spells it) S: Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y (Sardar also spells it) O: UGLY (Officer shouts) S: PICHHLY (Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry. O: Get out S: Come in. O: Quiet please. S: Talk please. O: You are rejected. S: I am selected ... ... and this is how Santa Singh got his job Library A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters! The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." The Wrong Answer Bhola applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Bihar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bhola and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy. Bhola: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Bihar I should get the job! "Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong. Bhola: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other? Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down ' I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!" Back To Jokes Back To Home Page |