Funny Rhymes

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear;
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair,
If Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair then
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

Popeye the sailor man,
lived in a garbage can,
Ate all the worms and spat out the germs;
He is Popeye the sailor man.

I love you
I love you
I love you divine
give me your bubblegum
cause your sitting on mine!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
the dogs got pneumonia
and the cats got the flu!

My mother your mother
Lives down the street,
18 19 marble street,
Every night
They have a fight
And this is what they say:
Girls are brave made out of Pepsi,
Boys are rotten made out of cotton,
Girls go to Mars to get more stars,
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!

My older brother is a pest,
He loves to sit in the west,
He gets no rest,
but pins his chest,
to the lap top vest.

sugi baba
bumi suma
luvi sama,
lala
shugiri baba
bumi sama,
luvi sama,
lala

There once was a kid who lost his shoe,
He didn't know what to do, do, do,
Eventually he found his shoe,
It was under his puppy's doggy doo!

Captain cook
chased a chock
all around Australia
lost his pants in the middle of France
and found them in Tasmania!!


                                        
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