Fairy tales and Cartoon Jokes What would you have if Batman and Robin were run over by stampeding cattle? Answer: Flatman and Ribbon. What did the bird washing machine say when Wilma Flintstone put in the washing? Answer: "Why so much laundry? They wear the same thing everyday!" What do u call a ginger bread man with one leg? Answer: Limp biscuit! Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Answer: Because she ran away from the ball Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? Answer: To find Pluto. Why do pilots never land by peter pan's house? Answer: Because the sign says, "never land"! How did spider man go on the Internet? Answer: Because he had a web! Back to Jokes Back to Home Page |