| Previous covered in piss award winners |
| colin and ian from the kirkz! at a recent pirate themed party, guitarist colin decided to open a coconut with his head . on seeing the bloody pulp that his band mate's head had now become, ian roared "ACE" and promtly reinacted the trick! evidently two extremley talented individuals who's names are already cast into the halls of drunken fame . The coconut was fine. |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
| Our very own imbecile Tom. In an attempt to impress a nubile young lady, thoroughly mortaled Tom managed to set his hand on fire. Details are somewhat sketchy but it seems that the lady asked the tit for a light. far too shitfaced to locate his lighter, Tom cunningly rapped his hand in bog roll and dipped it in a convenient fire, leaving severe burns to the tips of his fingers. Oh Tom Oh Tom Oh Tom. |
| NOVEMBER Dave Price. After accidentaly inhaling a couple of vodkas, Dave took a unique approach to getting to the front door of his friends' flat- he dryhumped his way up two flights of stairs. Understandably out of breath on reaching his goal, Dave managed to faceplant into the living room floor so hard he bounced. What can we say, truly an epic Dave. |
| DECEMBER There was a December? Why were we not informed? |
 |
| .January Once again the KirkZ have the award! This time round the lads did a bit of advertising and took it in turns to staple one of our no refuge album covers to their faces. Well one good turn deserves another, All new Kirkz album out very fucking soon! Cheers guys |
 |