| Friends 4-Ever Hey TV Lets go down to the mall Come on I'll strap you to the wheelchair Gramma used to use And bring you down to go shopping with me We'll buy all those things you told me about There's no time to write a list But I'm sure you'll remind me of what it is I want I mean 'need' You'll be my best friend TV We'll hang out in the food court We'll eat Whoppers and McNuggets And giggle at all the losers who don't dress like us Will you giggle at the boys with me too, TV? Some of them are so cute, TV I can't wait for you to see them There's one boy that works at Taco Hut Who looks like Dustin Ruggedlake from X'Trakt! He's so HOT! And when we're at the mall together TV Everyone will know that I'm all that And they'll envy me and I'll start to shine like Britney And all the boys will come dancing out from behind their counters And throw off their paper hats and dance on the tables all around me, TV It will be awesome TV, I - What's that TV? Oh, of course it won't be 'awesome' It will be�? Gharly? No. Jiggy? No. Oh yeah, that's what I meant, TV It will be 'Spanky'! I'll show you where the cool kids hang out I'm allowed to hang there too, now Have been since last semester But with you there with me TV When I'm shining like Britney And all the boys are dancing around me They'll be asking ME if they can hang out there And I'll finally be able to get rid of that skank Lisa Murray She's such a nasty HO-bag This will be the best It's what I've always wanted, TV We should go then There's only one problem, though It's so stupid but to get to the mall we have to go outside We actually have to walk through a park And there's, like, not even a sidewalk through it We have to walk on a dirty path It's so gross, I know Some people actually do things there It's so weird, they throw things at each other Back and forth Like, ALL DAY! �losers. But it's not a long walk, TV I promise And then we'll be at the mall I'll take you to the arcade They got this new game there It's 5-D It's called 'X-Treem Friz-B 5000' And you can pick any character I always choose T'Habtha Eon cos she rocks And you get this glowing disk that you throw and your partner has to catch it And it gets harder and harder It's totally aweso- Um it's sooooo SPANKY! We better get going Or we'll miss Impulse Blitz Minute at the Bikini Shack It's an awesome sale that happens there every day at three So lets rock Oh, TV�? I just wanted to say that you're my favorite person in the world. Ok. Let's GO! |