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added February 9, 2005
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195-Pound Man Allegedly Jumps Into Crowd, Injuring 2 Women
CLEVELAND -- A man charged with injuring two women when he dived off the stage at a heavy metal concert said he never realized someone in the crowd could be hurt.
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Man Arrested for Lawyer Jokes Cleared
NEW YORK - A man arrested after telling lawyer jokes at a courthouse got the last laugh...
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Bad smell becoming a problem for a town near Canadian border
FRENCHVILLE, Maine (AP) -- Frenchville Town Manager Philip Levesque calls it an international problem.
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Man accused of stalking Kournikova
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A homeless man was charged with stalking and burglary after swimming nude across Biscayne Bay in search of tennis star Anna Kournikova's waterfront residence.
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Unlicensed day care provider hid 23 kids in closet during inspection
(LAKE JACKSON, TX) � A Lake Jackson woman is accused of hiding nearly two dozen children in a closet while being investigated for running an unlicensed daycare.
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Cruel cut for Welsh rugby fan
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported on Tuesday.
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Record 2,201 cases of molestation on trains reported in Tokyo last year
A record 2,201 cases of women molested on trains were reported in Tokyo last year, the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) said.
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Campbell suffers the curse of the Blackberry emailer
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Fiorina out, HP stock soars
CEO who engineered Compaq merger leaving after fight with board; will walk away with $21 million.
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Boy, 4, Drives Mom's Car To Video Store And Back
SAND LAKE, Mich. -- Michigan authorities don't plan to seek charges...
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Worms on a Hook Don't Suffer?
OSLO (Reuters) - Worms squirming on a fishhook feel no pain --
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Red Faces Over Fire Crew's Emergency Pizza Run
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Embarrassed emergency officials are investigating reports...
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Officials fear babies contracted herpes during circumcisions
NEW YORK (AP) -- City health officials are investigating the death of a baby boy who was one of three infants to contract herpes after a rabbi circumcised them.
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Radar Police Stumped by Parking Ticket
BERLIN (Reuters) - An over-zealous policeman slapped a parking ticket on the windshield of a fellow officer's squad car
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Worcester reporter accused of plagiarism
Said to lift from Sports Illustrated
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Ozzy Smoked Tobacco From Sharon�s Bum
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) � Biting the head off of a bat is only the tip of the iceberg as far as Ozzy Osbourne�s wacky exploits are concerned.
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Fast-food shop owner takes off, employees take over
It was a scene right out of "Home Alone,"
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Bill would draw newbead on graffiti
Hoping to put a lid on graffiti vandalism, the City Council's public safety chairman introduced a bill yesterday to ban the sale of spray paint to almost everyone.
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Firefighters disciplined for photo shoot with nude women
TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- Five firefighters have been disciplined for being involved in a photo shoot involving two women posing nude on a fire engine inside a station.
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Police find gun in suspect's buttocks
A police spokeswoman called it "unusual" that a 19-year-old almost smuggled a loaded pistol tucked between his buttocks into a county jail this week.
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This is your captain screaming
The plane was packed when, at 17,000 feet, the windscreen blew and the captain was sucked out.
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Ironic Hire: Accused Of Plagiarism, Sex Harrassment
TALLAHASSEE (AP) Days after Gov. Jeb Bush fired a top official over sexual harassment allegations...
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Researchers Claim to Crack Car Key Code
BALTIMORE - Researchers said they have found a way to crack the code used in millions of car keys...
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'Work As A Prostitute Or Risk Losing Benefits'
A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services" at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.
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Hubby does it doggy style
Phnom Penh - A newlywed Cambodian husband caught by his wife in bed with the family dog...
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Woman sets fire to apartment block to avoid paying rent
SAITAMA -- A jobless woman under indictment on arson charges was hit with a new arrest warrant for setting fire to her own apartment in a bid to avoid paying her monthly rent, police said.
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Nude attacker admits PC assault
A man who grappled naked with a policeman who called at his home admitted assault on Tuesday.
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Two U.S. paramedics lose credentials after wrongly declaring man dead
RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) - Paramedics who mistakenly declared an accident victim dead have had their credentials suspended after the man began breathing at the morgue.
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A Cop without a clue...
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish police officer has confessed he robbed a bank and later investigated the crime himself, telling reporters at the time police had no clues.
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Men Ticketed For Pot After Picking Up Injured Mountain Lion
Wildlife Official Says Trio Was Lucky To Have Escaped Injury
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Inductee: Hammy Hamster
ALTERNATIVE CANADIAN WALK OF FAME
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Goldfish Shots
CALGARY, ALBERTA-February 2, 2005 � You've heard of Jello shots, but how about goldfish shots?
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Officials fear babies contracted herpes during circumcisions
NEW YORK (AP) -- City health officials are investigating the death of a baby boy who was one of three infants to contract herpes after a rabbi circumcised them.
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Porn star hawks mobile 'moan tones'
NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking "moan tones."
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Jet-powered wheelchair surprise
Giuseppe Cannella had a big surprise for his mother-in-law when he put a jet engine on the back of her wheelchair.
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Man Caught With His Pants Up
Wilburville, AL -- An Alabama man was arrested yesterday for Unaggravated Sexual Assault after allegedly undressing 7 women with his eyes.
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Woman Sets Fire to Gas Pumps
WASHINGTON (AP) - D.C. Police are still searching for a woman who set several pumps at a Northeast gas station on fire early Saturday morning.
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The Speeding Outhouse
You can�t actually go in this jet-powered port-a-potty, but you can go pretty quick
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Norway's 'Big Brother' Nabs Burglar
An unlucky Norwegian burglar broke into an apartment - not realising it was part of a reality TV show...
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Sleepwalk Plunge Nightmare Halts Dream Wedding
A couple�s dream wedding had to be cancelled when the groom went sleepwalking and fell out of a window the night before.
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