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| From: Jon Question: How long would it take for me to walk from 114st. to new york city at a speed of 2 mph?\ Answer: Call Miss Cleo From: Liz Question: why do guyz like boobies???? Answer: i dunno.... e-mail me the answer dudes.... i wouldn't knoe... i am a chik... From: SAm Question: WHY am I StIlL the NeW KiDD? Answer: BECAUSE YOU JUST ARE YOU FUCKEN FAG and YOU ALWAYS WILL BE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT OK ..........NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!! From: Big Fat Bob Question: Why can't I beat Liz (aka BLM) in tic tac toe? Answer: Cuz ur a loser who sits around and strategizes how to beat a picture at tic tac toe.......I can hook u up with the picture tho..hehe From: Benji K. Question: Do I have a belly button? Answer: I reely dont care u hideous freak of nature From: Liz Question: will robby green come back to mee? Answer: Eight ball says "outcome not certain." From: Katherine Question: AM I COOOOOL? Answer: I AM SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO you are soooooo gay BUT I HAVE TO SAY YOU ARE VERY CUTE jUST NOT COOOOOOOOOOOL OK DON"T CRY IT WILL BE OK> NOOTTTTTTT ID ONT" THINK SO From: LIz Question : WILL HEATHER DIE SOON? ANSWER: HOW BOUT NO From: Harry Potter Question: Who broke my shades in ur back yard? Answer: you did it yourself sam From: Siggy Question: WHy is SaMs PenIs So Dam SMALL? ANSWER: UH....Because he doesn't use it because he is a fucken gay Fag!! I hope that answered your question From: Dan Question: Why where my "friends" so quite last night?...Why where the pictures that you took of me so bad?...Why don't you get your gibson so you can outrock everyone with an acoustic guitar,or crappy electric? Answer: MY friends who are ACTUALLY MY DAMN FUCKEN SISTER.....OK and they are so fucken quiet becuase they are antisocial shit fuckers that are usually quite around people the first time around so i apologize for them....THe pictures that Elizabeth took of you where so bad because Face It you are a fucken ugly bitch...And that MY sister elizabeth cant take a picture for shit....why DOn't i get my damned gibson.......Because i dont' have the money and probably never fucken will because my parents keep taking it from me for lunch money and other shit.....i have one question for you WHY THE HELL do you Have so many Questions?????.... From: GaBe Question: Why does my old girlfriend tell everybody about myy small wee-wee? Answer: HAHAHA......ok becuase either that is the only dirt she has on you or its the only thing she can think of that will make any one laugh or give her and damn a attention. |
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| From: Heather. Question: why the fuck dont u ppl send me questions?? what the fuck is ur problem??? Answer: still waiting for the answer.. fucking e-mail me u bastards..... FINALLY REAL PEOPLE WIT REAL QUESTIONS YESSS From: Christie Question: what color are your boogers and uuh why are mien purple??? Answer: MY boogers right now are clear and some times have a tint of yellow in them haha they are very slimmy ...hey but after concerts they usually are black eeeewwwweeeey that is wat i think.... WHY ARE YOURS PURPLE WELL HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW ALL I CAN SAY IS STOP SNIFFIN WAT YOU BE SNIFFN I DON't its GOOD FOR YOU OR MAYBE YOU STUCK A CRAYON UP YOUR NOSE AND JUST DON"T REMEMBER IT eh DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT????? From : KEviN Question: Why is your page so much better then mine??? Answer: well ah hum....THE answer to that question is SIMPLE......I AM JUST BETTER THEN YOU AND THAT IS IT woah THAT was like a very EASY question to answer From: JUngSiK Question: Do i have any chance of going out with gay loser heather??? ANswer: MAgik ate ball says out look unsure so i guess that means uh............NOt UNTIL YOU GET A LIFE AND STOP ACTING LIKE AN UN COOLL LOZER and become a COOL LOSER OK ....GOSH....AND NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO ASK ME OUT AND EVEN THEN I REALLY HAVE NO FUCKEN IDEA Ok From: Laude Question: Where Am I? Answer: do you see towels??? cause then you may be in the linnin closet or or how bout you are hmmm falling down a deep dark pit that has no end and every thing you seeeee is your imagination....OR OR OR how bout this one YOU are part of this huge matrics right right and at any minuet THIS Crazy robot dude could come and snap you brain stem how bout that one....GOSH SO MANY POSsibiltys SO SO SO ................................... From : Soupie Question: Do you belive in swiss hippies? Answer: what the hell are swiss hippies???NO one KNOWs!!!!!They COULD exsist BUT WHO THE FUCK CAREES i DOn't!!!...IF YOU FUCKEN BELIVE IN SWISS HIPPIES E-mail ME @ [email protected] And tell me why and what the hell these swiss hippies are???????????? Oh ok NOw i know what "swiss HIPPies" are thanks to mr smarty pants him self here it is.."swiss hippies are acctuallly uber hippies from switzerland er sunmthing and thats why they don't have swiss people and you need a turky jabber tu kill them and some times even a dart gun they also run a drug suggling operation with luchy charms and sears,ive included a website Killer Cakewalk explainging all of this and how to protect your cat form them (cat poncho) thank you and good day-laude" YO this shit is freaky i belive it DO you?? DUDE fuck that is weird........ ----------------------------------------------------- THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTIONS BUT I STILL WAnt more |
| WARNING: i can be overly sarcastic in my answers so don't take anything personally |
| From:Lolo Question: Why can't i be a football player? Im mean and tall, i could make it couldn't i? Answer: FUCK NO NOT in todays world mother fucker...there are too many BEEFY tall FAT guy/ girls out in this fuckin FAT AMERICA, you need to get you head out of the mother fucken clouds you tall stick figure and get back on track!!! STOP DREAMING dreams don't come true dill hole. BUT one THING that could happen is me becomeing a millionaire because of hopeless losers like your ass!!! |