Remember: Just b/c these quotes are on this page...it doesnt mean i actually believe what they say.
Everything that say, and everything they do
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| GUYZ Remember: Just b/c these quotes are on this page...it doesnt mean i actually believe what they say. |
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| Guys are like stars: There are millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Menstrual Cramps, Menopause, Mental illness, Mental breakdown....ever notice how all of women's problems always start with MEN?? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A man is a king.....A king is a ruler....A ruler is 12 inches.......Still think you're a man?? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There are easier things in life than finding a good man....aniling jell-o to a tree for instance. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like lollipops: The sweet ones are taken and the rest are just sour. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like puppies: they either come trained or you have to do it yourself. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like rollercoasters: They either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like roses: You gotta watch out for the pricks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like rollercoasters: They either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like snacks: We always crave the ones that are bad for us. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like slinkies: It's alwayz fun to watch em fall down stairs. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like parking spaces: All the good ones are taken and the rest are just handicapped. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Women have many faults, men have but two: Everything that say, and everything they do |
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| Guys are liek public restrooms: Either taken or full of crap. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Men are living proof that women can take a joke. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like tissues: Strong, Spft, and Disposable | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like commercials: You can't believe a word they say | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like clowns: A few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guys are like mascera: They run at the first sign of emotion. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If it has tires or tesicles its gonna give you trouble. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||