A state trooper pulled over a disoriented driver on a quiet back road and said, "Hey buddy, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?" The driver replied, "Officer, I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" The officer reached through the window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "That's your air freshener." |