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Stupid state laws

Alabama: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind; HR-3421
 
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a plane; Law Section 6754
 
Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month; Law Sector 56790-ER4
 
California: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour; Sector RTG-7890 Class Code
 
Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence; C-145
 
Conneticuit: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour; C-Law E4
 
Delaware: It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist; SL: 5643
 
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal; FL-2-345 A
 
Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday; Or: 3 Sec. #452
 
Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears; Ms: 10-4.2
 
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime; RFD-5.6
 
Illinois: You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
 
Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17; 7/345,3 Fine C
 
Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free; Class-Act 3/Sec 6-75.h
 
Kansas: Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats; State ordinance 349
 
Kentucky: All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. KRS 252.130
 
Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. State Violation E-3421
 
Maine: Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack; Er 5.43
 
Maryland: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits; State/City Rule 67
 
Massachusetts: Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. H.RMass: 7-002.k
 
Michigan: A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission; M-ULaw Sector 56790/ER4
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