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| Driving vs. Blobjob Q:Whats the difference between driving and getting a blowjob? A:When you are driving you can only hold one beer! |
| O.J. Q:Why did O.J. want to move to Virginia? A:Everyone has the same DNA! |
| Michael Jackson Q:How do you know when its bed-time in Michael Jackson's house? A:When the big hand touches the little hand! |
| Redneck Love Q:Why do rednecks like having sex doggy style? A:So they can both watch NASCAR! |
| Elevator Action A small white guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The black man sticks out one huge hand and says, "Seven feet tall, 350lbs, 20 inch dick, 3 lb left ball, 3 lb right ball. Turner Brown!" The white guy faints dead away! The black guy picks him up and brings him to by slapping his face, then says, "Sorry if I startled you son, I always introduce myself that way. My name is Turner Brown." The white guy says, "Thank god I thought you said Turn Around!" |
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