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VII. Population
The majority of students sent to the Isle of Screwed are male; therefore, the majority of the Sacred Isle’s population is male. However many males are eaten by the CAT-5 Jungle or become residents of Subnetting Hell, the population still remains on the rise.
The few females on the Isle of Screwed are there for various reasons; some for vacation, some to be amused by the antics of the incompetent males, some because they truly deserve it, and others for hunting the Wild Fuzzy and its variants (see VIII. Tragedy, Fuzzy). One such female is Lundberg, who was hunting for the rare subspecies El Fuzzo. While hot on the trail, she stumbled into the CAT-5 Jungle, where the wild tribe of Chibi-Fuzzies captured her. She barely escaped with her life, only to fall into the Pit that is the backdoor to Subnetting Hell. By borrowing four bits, she was able to divide the network into subnets for the first floor, second floor, east wing, west wing, stupid kids, and smart kids. This was the key to escaping Subnetting Hell, though while she was climbing out, she was almost recaptured by the jealous permanent residents of Subnetting Hell. She was eventually able to return from the Isle of Screwed, and has provided much of the information about the Isle, the Jungle, and Subnetting Hell reproduced in this document.