<History| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |II. Creation>
I. Before
Before the Isle of Screwed, there was nothing--other than the Instructor and the world which spawned Him, of course. The Instructor found Himself surrounded by idiots (His students), and He was Not Pleased (merely Amused). Now, He was not always the Instructor; before the Before, the Instructor was the Captain in an organization known as the "U.S. Army". Returning to the Before, the the Instructor needed a way to discipline the wayward masses.