How to Slack on the Isle of Screwed
Face it. You will not be getting work done. It's a fact of life. Look at the person next to you. Is he (or she or it) working? Of course not. Look at the person in the opposite corner of the room. Is he (or she or it) working? Of course not. For those new to slacking, here is a simple guide on how to get started.
Monday
It's Monday, I can't work!
Tuesday
It's the day after Monday, I can't work!
Wednesday
It's the hump in the middle of the week, I'm not awake yet!
Thursday
I'm too hopped up to work cuz tomorrow's Friday!
Friday
It's Friday, you can't expect me to do anything!
Sickdays
I can't learn cuz my head is too full of snot!