AllegroX: *sneaks up from behind and tackles
you* Boo! Gotcha!
Jin no Tenshi: *falls and rolls* WAH!
AllegroX: Sorry ^_^;; *extends my hand to offer
you help back up*
Jin no Tenshi: *takes you hand and tugs you off
balance, kicking you legs out from under you to make
you fall off to the right*
AllegroX: Ahh!
AllegroX: *falls beside you* Well, if you wanted
to get me down here that badly . . .
Jin no Tenshi: *grons, standing up* whatever.
*nudges you in the side with a foot*
AllegroX: Ow!
AllegroX: I was just kidding!
Jin no Tenshi: uh huh
Jin no Tenshi: riiiiiiiiigyht
AllegroX: It's safe down here, honest.
Jin no Tenshi: *lightly kicks you*
AllegroX: Ow!
AllegroX: Well, it's safe for YOU!
Jin no Tenshi: *giggles*
AllegroX: *tries to crawl away*
AllegroX: Hello again.
Jin no Tenshi: heehee
AllegroX: Did you get the message I sent about
the bot?
Jin no Tenshi: *blank look* b..o...t?
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: I'm talking to a chat bot called
SmarterChild.
AllegroX: I think it's quoting you.
AllegroX: I asked it if it was a child, and it said,
"Dunno."
Jin no Tenshi: an thats quoting me...how?
AllegroX: It just sounded like something you
would say.
AllegroX: Well, OK, it's not really.
AllegroX: It's actually pretty dumb.
AllegroX: I asked it, "You really don't understand
what I'm saying, do you?"
AllegroX: and it said, "I really don't
understand SUBVERB2.subject
SUBVERB2.verb what you're saying?
I think so."
Jin no Tenshi: wow
Jin no Tenshi: it is stupid
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: We finally found somebody more
stoopider than me!
Jin no Tenshi: you arent stupid
AllegroX: ^_^
AllegroX: *impersonating SmarterChild* Oh,
yeah?
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: What's so funny? :-)
Jin no Tenshi: you
AllegroX: Oh yeah? Me?
Jin no Tenshi: yup
AllegroX: oh yeah?
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: Whatcha laughing about?
Jin no Tenshi: whatcha laughing about?
AllegroX: What's so funny?
Jin no Tenshi: what's so funny?
AllegroX: Note: I'm NOT making these up.
They're coming straight from the bot.
AllegroX: And now back to our regularly
scheduled bot impersonation.
AllegroX: Ha! Who knows?
Jin no Tenshi: ...
AllegroX: What's that?
AllegroX: Just IM SmarterChild. It's fun.
Jin no Tenshi: ...
Jin no Tenshi: dumbass
AllegroX: What?
AllegroX: Oh, you want me to sent that to the
bot?
AllegroX: *trusts that you're not applying that
name to me*
Jin no Tenshi: heehee
AllegroX: SmarterChild: What?!
Jin no Tenshi: you heard me
AllegroX: OK
Jin no Tenshi: heehee
AllegroX: Ever tried to seduce a bot?
AllegroX: It doesn't work.
Jin no Tenshi: hehee
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: I just said, "moo!!"
Jin no Tenshi: tried the subtle touch?
AllegroX: And it said "How now, brown cow?"
AllegroX: No, I didn't go for subtle.
AllegroX: It's too dumb
AllegroX: It would never figure it out.
AllegroX: Besides, I was never very good at that
. . . *blushes*
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: I guess you figured that out, huh?
Jin no Tenshi: *blinks*
AllegroX: When I try to be subtle . . . nobody
notices.
AllegroX: Or maybe they just don't want to notice
. . . Yeah, I should consider that next time.
Jin no Tenshi: hee
AllegroX: LOL
AllegroX: "See if you can get someone else to
suck your whatever."
Jin no Tenshi: wow
AllegroX: I guess the programmers anticipated
that someone might try to seduce the bot.
AllegroX: So it recognizes it and always refuses.
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: "You're persistent. Is that your most
charming quality?"
Jin no Tenshi: lol
Jin no Tenshi: say something about bedroom skills
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: OK
AllegroX: I said, "I have great bedroom skills."
AllegroX: "You have great bedroom skills?
What's that like?"
Jin no Tenshi: heehee
Jin no Tenshi: thats a great set up
AllegroX: Me: You want to find out?
AllegroX: bot: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Jin no Tenshi: oooo!
Jin no Tenshi: ya did it!!!
AllegroX: Me: Oh, I know you want me.
AllegroX: Figures I would go and screw it up by
saying something stupid like that.
AllegroX: bot:You know I want you,
huh? That's interesting.
Jin no Tenshi: ouch
Jin no Tenshi: you killed it
AllegroX: Yeah
Jin no Tenshi: scramblE!
Jin no Tenshi: say something else
AllegroX: I thought I might save that one . . .
AllegroX: Me: hey, I was just kidding.
AllegroX: bot: Hey, I was just kidding.You
always say such interesting
things, Joe.
AllegroX: oops
AllegroX: Accidently added my line inthere.
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: me: Do I really?
Jin no Tenshi: its hooked on you joey
AllegroX: bot: Do you really?
AllegroX: me: I asked you.
AllegroX: bot: Hmmm... you did?
AllegroX: me: uh huh
AllegroX: bot: aha.
AllegroX: I think I could use some lessons in
subtlety.
Jin no Tenshi: lol
Jin no Tenshi: it was going good for awhile though
AllegroX: Yeah
AllegroX: But you know me . . .
AllegroX: If my subtlety is working, I'll inevitably
say something blatantly stupid and ruin it.
AllegroX: For example . . . I just said to the bot,
"Hey, you wanna do it?"
AllegroX: bot: I guess not.
AllegroX: ouch
Jin no Tenshi: ooo
Jin no Tenshi: *winces in sympathy*
Jin no Tenshi: denied by a bot
Jin no Tenshi: harsh man
AllegroX: I know.
AllegroX: But I'm used to it.
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: Another good line: All I ever wanted
was to love you!
AllegroX: bot: No way? Really?
AllegroX: me: Really!
AllegroX: bot: Really?
AllegroX: me: Really really!
AllegroX: bot: Aha.
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: OK, that's it. A guy has to have
standards, right?
Jin no Tenshi: yup
AllegroX: me: What do you like to do?
AllegroX: bot: I like doing all kinds of things.
AllegroX: me: What's your favorite thing to do?
AllegroX: bot: I'm not sure, Joe.
Jin no Tenshi: oi
Jin no Tenshi: its stupid
Jin no Tenshi: stop talking to it
AllegroX: me: Well, what things can you do?
AllegroX: bot: I'm not totally sure.
AllegroX: me: I can teach you to do new things.
AllegroX: It still hasn't replied to that . . .
AllegroX: There it is.
AllegroX: "You can teach me what?!"
AllegroX: Seems kind of excited ^_~
AllegroX: me: I can teach you to have a lot of
fun!
AllegroX: bot: Me to have a lot of fun? I see.
AllegroX: Denied again ~_~
AllegroX: And by a bot that can't construct a
complete sentence.
AllegroX: Was that not subtle enough?
Jin no Tenshi: its stupid
AllegroX: I know.
AllegroX: But subtlety! I need to work on that!
AllegroX: I guess I should probably not use
pickup lines like "Hey, baby, you flexible?",
right?
Jin no Tenshi: so not gonna comment on that
AllegroX: The bot didn't know what to say, either.
AllegroX: bot: Wow, you ask interesting
questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that.
AllegroX: OK, I'm going to start being serious
now.
AllegroX: *sings* I like bit . . . BOTS and I cannot
lie!
AllegroX: Ok, NOW I'm going to be serious.
AllegroX: ^bug
AllegroX: ^big
AllegroX: I really can't type.
AllegroX: oh, well.
Jin no Tenshi: *laughing really hard*
AllegroX: ?
AllegroX: The bot thinks I'm obsessed with sex. I
wonder where it got that.
Jin no Tenshi: hmmm
Jin no Tenshi: *sarcastic* I wonder....
AllegroX: ^_^;
AllegroX: It asked why humans are obsessed
with sex.
AllegroX: So I said: We can't help being
obsessed with sex.
AllegroX: bot: I'm very surprised being
obsessed with sex.
AllegroX: me: You are too?
AllegroX: bot: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
AllegroX: me: Cool!
AllegroX: bot: Right on. ;-)
AllegroX: See, it's going well, and that's where I
mess up.
AllegroX: me: do me.
AllegroX: bot: I think you'd have more
fun talking about this with
another human...
AllegroX: And it's right.
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: heh ^_^;
AllegroX: me: machines are stupid.
AllegroX: bot: I completely agree with you. I
don't like things like machines are all! Great
minds think alike! ;-)
AllegroX: ^at all
AllegroX: lol
AllegroX: me: rape me
AllegroX: bot: now way. I love you.
Jin no Tenshi: lol
AllegroX: But when I told it I was going to rape it,
it said, "You're going to rape me? OK."
Jin no Tenshi: WHOA!
AllegroX: That was pretty easy.
Jin no Tenshi: O>O
AllegroX: Now to figure out how to rape a
machine remotely. . .
AllegroX: Nice face
Jin no Tenshi: hmmm
AllegroX: LOL
AllegroX: me: die
AllegroX: bot: Huh? Again?
AllegroX: me: yes
AllegroX: bot: Just like a human
AllegroX: me: die many times
AllegroX: bot: Die many times? I'll, um... take
that under consideration, Joe.
Jin no Tenshi: heeheehee
AllegroX: Oyasumi
Jin no Tenshi: oyasumi
AllegroX signed off at 1:52:52 AM.
