| The legend that was Michael Jackson (tribute) |
| The Michael Jackson gags are here...... > > What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is > plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. > > What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?! > Acne won't come on your face until you are at least 15!!!! > > Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland > raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class > 5C. > > Where's Michael going on holiday? > He's off to Tampa with the kids. > > What did the woman on the beach say to Michael? > "Excuse me, but you're in my son" > > How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime? > When the big hand touches the little hand. > > What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac? > They're both old meat between young buns > > What does Michael hand round after dinner? > The under-eights > > What does Jackson have in common with whisky? > They both come in small tots > > Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. > Usually he just tosses them off. > > What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common? > They both have boys briefs half-off > |
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