2. Thou shalt not watch neighbours or home and away
3. Thou shalt kick krout ass
4. Thou shalt commit adultery
5. Thou shalt talk in the great language of Victorians
6. Thou shalt wank a lot
7. Thou shalt give free sexual favours
8. Thou shalt burn aussi flags whilst singing �swing slow��
9. Thou shalt praise Monty python
10. Thou shalt pay homage to Birdy, Chuggi, Hughesy and Tenacious D