1 Chan = Someone with a single testicle, e.g. Ryan Barker.
21 seconds = Joe Byrnes Threshold, �Shex Wee�.
3 = Magic Number.
69 = Very Magic Number / 23 x 3.
Adam Chapman = The square headed Krout, looks like Frankenstein.
Arse like a ring doughnut = A male that has had sexual intercourse with many men, size varies.
Badger = Old persons pubic hair.
Bemusing = Highly amusing.
Ben = Ginger � wanker � Jew.
Bens arse = Hell.
Bible = Utter Bollocks.
Big Package = everyone accept Mark Lawrence.
Birdies Homework Diary = Beginning of this Dictionary.
Bitch = Michael Cunlife-Jones.
Blackadder = God.
Bless you = Comment when a fellow Krammer sneezes.
Blonde Women = Dirty slag that�s fun for one night.
Bloody Mole = Molely
Bonable = V.Fit Girl.
Boring = Physics Demonstration.
Brazilian = Itchy.
Bresticles = Man Boobies.
Brian Boitano = A faggot on Ice.
Bristle Cities = Big Titties.
Brown Bag = to fuck a bird wearing a Brown Bag, i.e. nice body, shite face.
Bubble & Squeak = To put a Squirrel into a blender.
Bum Wank = Placing ones finger in ones anus hole, to create a stimulating affect / orgasm.
Burning ring of Fire = The affects of a curry.
Butt Mud / bum chocolate = brown substance found in an arse.
Cakes = Blake�s favourite food.
Can = Arse.
Carnies = Small hands, smell like cabbage.
Carpet muncher = �Vanessa�
Celery / cucumber = Dildo.
Cheese knob = cheese in the shape of a knob.
Christmas Hair = Alby�s Dandruff.
Chumley Warner = Name for someone whose name you have forgotten.
Clag Knot = Shit stuck in arse hair.
Claxton =The ultimate swear word.
Click = Greeting.
Club Singing = Pop Group.
Come Forth = Projectile Ejaculation.
Come hither = Come here.
Communism = School Religion.
Complete Wanker = Grunwell.
Computer = Porn.
Corn Wallace = Has a positive or negative affect.
Cretin = Utter arsehole.
Crossing Streams = Two boys, sword fighting with their own piss, whilst making light sabre noises.
Cumcumber = Cock.
Cunning as a weasel = Very cunning plan.
Cunt = Miss Claxton�s Face.
Dean Hilton = Hobbit � Monkey Butler.
Dirty Pillows = A woman�s assets.
Dirty Shex = Dropping anchor in poo bay.
Dr. Dearby = Bald Headed Twat.
Dr. Dearby 2 = Mr Bigastef, the wannaby.
Dropping anchor in poo bay = Arse rape / buggery.
Elbe Berries = Deodorant.
Erectus Nippilious = Extremely large nipples.
Ethiopian = King at Weight Watchers.
Father Christmas = Paedophile.
Fe-male = A feminine male.
Fish Monger = Crap Job.
Fucking Dirty Turkish cunt = Bati Sengal.
Gandolf = wizard with a big beard.
Garaths� Bona = Tiny, over Miss Mattus jugs.
Geography = Bollocks.
God = Cock sucking arsehole.
Gooch = Piece of skin connecting the ball sack to the arse hole.
Hitler = Chuggis Granddad � eats Jew Brains.
Homeboy = Blackman Talk.
Homo erectus = a gay erection, or early man.
Hoo-Hoos = Boobies.
Hoo-Ra! = Celebration of tits.
How so = How did this happen?
Ill boys = homosexuals.
Ingenious = Extremely cunning plan.
Jack-ups = Pulling ones trousers to thy face.
Jacob Ellwood = looks Like Pamela Anderson, Huge Tits and belly to match.
Jebus = The real Jesus.
Jew = Evil.
Joanna-of-ach = No friends.
K.K.K. = Not very nice to the Blackman.
Kielbasa = A Bona.
Knob Jockey = Someone whom rides Knob.
Knock one off = to Spunk.
Kram = Member of the Elite Group.
Kram Club = table in the bottom right hand corner of the library, Near the Kram Books.
Kram Koins = currency of Kram.
Kramboy = Kyle Linzle � the wannaby Jew.
KramSlam = Ultimate Basketball move.
Krout = Nazi, or any other German scum.
Kroutland = Germany.
Learn Direct = Waste of fucking time.
Liam O�Neill = Twat, small person, easy to beat.
Library = Synagogue to Krammers.
Lie = Truth.
Lord of the ring piece = David King.
Luke McHugh = Someone with an endless supply of men.
M.I.L.F. = Mum I�d Like to Fuck
Mary Hinge = Hairy Minge.
Matt Jones = Knob jockey homosexual wanker / a �Grunwell�
Maybe = No.
Meat and 2 veg = Cock and balls.
Mezza = French man = Nazi.
Michael Bush = Utter wanker.
Mike Hunt = My cunt.
Mingtrons = V.ugly Girls.
Miss Ormsby = Britney Spears, downs syndrome, not respected retard whore.
Mole = Affliction, should be removed at birth, or let the child receive taunts throughout life!
Molely = Mike Lawless, someone who makes love to himself constantly, twice a day.
Monkey Lover = Darren Couplands mum.
Monopoly money = Darren Couplands pocket money, because he is a twat with no friends or relatives.
Mosque = Terrorist HQ.
Mr. Motivator = Nigger Cunt.
NastyMan = Birdy.
Nipple Cripple = to inflict pain on ones nipples causing bruising, blood clots and breast cancer.
Nipple Tweak = To rub ones nipples until they go hard.
No =No.
No Chan = A �Fe-Male�.
Nobber = man rapist.
P.W.I.L.F = Pregnant Woman I�d Like to Fuck.
Pen = Stabbing implement.
Period = When a fe-male teacher stresses in your general direction.
Polo = Ethiopian�s Life ring.
Preys tell = Please tell.
Pubic wig = wig for the Pubic region.
Pussy Face = Anyone matching Grunwell�s appearance.
Rain = Something an African has never seen.
Rat Boy = Ryan Barker.
Red Herring = Ginger pubic hair, fe-male.
Rim Job =When you place your legs behind your head, and let someone lick your arse.
Rope = Suicide method, take note Claxton.
S.I.L.F. = Sister I�d Like to Fuck.
Sahara�s Tits = Invented �Garaths Bona�.
Schnitzel = A large sausage / penis.
School = Prison / Death Camp.
Science Mole = The Wannabie mole, that wears only one suit ever!
Scrubbing brush = Hairy / matted female minge.
Sexual Favour = Payment for pimps.
Shaky Jake = Alby�s Belly.
Shaun the Legend = Albino Joe � small very white rat.
Shex Wee = The art of Spunking.
Small Sweaty Shitty Dwarf = Craig Thomas.
Soviet = Great nation.
Sphincter Boy = Someone whom is an arse muscle.
Stickers = If a teacher gives you one of these, it means that you are a retard, but don�t feel bad.
Swedish made Penis Enlarger = Betts�s mum.
Sweet Fanny Adams (FA) = Fuck all.
T.T.T. = Tenacious D Tribute Tribute band.
Tenacious D = Two Kings.
Test Tube = Birthplace of Liam O�Neill.
Testiballs = Female Balls.
The Chin = Ugly Fucker.
The Dave King way = Going gay / turning homo / tag along / aroused by looking at men in spandex and sheep / little nazi fuck / master krout / rectum raider / arse wipe Arian.
The Michael Grunwell way = Turning into a horse face, to conflict with ugliness, gets fucked by bum-raiders, enjoys tartaric sex with goats and any other relatives, once raped a cave troll in his back garden, known also as Michael Bush.
This Dictionary = 2nd Bible.
Thus = There.
Thy = The.
Token Black Guy = Adam England.
Treky = Twat.
Trombone Lesson = Excuse for not doing PE for a year, i.e. Alby.
Twat Face = having a vagina for a face.
Uniform = Utter shit.
Vaginal assassin = Emily Pether.
Vanessa = Lesbian.
Viz = Top Magazine, new Bible.
VPL = Visible Panty Line.
Wa-Hey! = Celebration.
Wanking = New war.
Willy = Miss Claxton�s sex tool.
Wonderboy = Chuggi.
Yes =No.
Zanzibar = Heaven.
Zippy = That feeble excuse for an IT Teacher.
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_Grand High Godzilla = Birdy, thy lord high protector of thy Kram.
Grand High Godzilla = Chuggi, thy lord protector of thy dick- tionary.
Kram Commander � Quite high, but not good enough for Chuggi and Birdy = Kyle Linzle the wannabie Jew, co- creator of the Kram club.
Kramming Token Hoo-Hoos = Suzy Glibbery.
Lieutenant = Darren WHSmith
Lance Corporal = Ray givi-Jarvis.
Krout Hunter = Mark Lawrence.
Musical Provider = Tenacious D.
Stupid Twat/ utter legend and high publisher of kram i.e the website = Hughesy, for getting nicked.
El Capistrano = Tom Brett.
Whack-a-mole = Mike Lawless, Moley.
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The Following people are utter bastard, bum raiding, Krouts:
-Michael Grunwell.
-Matt Jones.
-David Thoms.
-David King.
-Jonathan Piper, The Chin.
-Michael Cuntfull-Jones
-Liam O�Neill.
-Ben �hells arse� Holmes.
-James �Dandruff� Albiston.
-Garath �Tiny� Spriggs.
-Andy �Prick� Jeavens.
-Brij �Kumar-curry-baj-taj mahal-punjarbi MC� Gautama.
The Story of Kram.
It all started one rainy day upon the grounds of St.Martins School. Due to the rain, Chuggi, Birdy, Kyle Linzle the wannabie Jew, Suzy Glibbery and Thomas Brett, took refuge in the school library. Unfortunately there were no tables available, and instead of bracing the rain again, we went forth to the corner table, and shouted loudly at some small, scared year 7�s. They shit themselves and ran away. We sat upon the table, and spotted a book, as you tend to do in a library, the book was called Coram Boy. However with Birdy�s shitty vision he thought it was called Cram Boy, or as is now known, Kram Boy. Kyle the wannabie Jew was then given this name, just for the shear fucking fun of it.
The invasion of the library and this very table became a regular occurance. Some days we were kicked out, but we braved a thrashing and re-entered the library and sat upon the table like weasels, constantly on the lookout for a small person to either beat of take the piss out of.
This continued into the spring, and as summer came, �Kram club� became no more. However, the memories lived on. And thus the next academic year, in year 11, Chuggi and Birdy, being in the same science class, were bored with physics and started to write words and meanings, but these were our own words / phrases. The original 10 words expanded into 175 words, thus creating the latter dictionary.
With this in toll, we invented ranks of people who signed up to join the Krammilitary. We invented positions and who were Scrotum Sucking Krouts and who wasn�t.
We began to read the Dick-Tionary at Lunch times and with this gathered disciples. We found that with 20 disciples we were more popular than Jesus was when he started out. At this we said Hoo-Ra.
We printed the Dick-Tionary, and wrote out the rankings. And with that we wrote this Story. So now we ask for your cash, this is not free to read, you now owe us �6.69 pence.
Chuggi or Birdy will take your money now.
Thank you for your time.
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Equality
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The DICTIONARY------Legend
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