Dennis
You want to hear the great tale of Dennis? Heheheh. Well, I suppose I could tell you a thing or two. Ahhh, where to begin.
Well, Dennis, or "Denorius", which is a name I just made up now, always had a dream of being a Jedi Knight.
Okay, he dreamed of being a pirate.
Alright, shut the fuck up, you're a pirate you little shit. This is my story.
Hey, wait! Shit. What a little prick. Wait a minute, let's see how he deals with this...
Haha, run you piece of shit, run!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!! Heheheh...ouch... ewww... ugh.
Ryan is still a big faaaaaag.
Awww, poor little guy. Here you go.
Ryan es un homosexual .
What? Fuck you then, I hope you die you sack of shit.
Ryan is a fag in Spanish /\
Well, I guess that's it for today, keep reading to find out what happens next on Dennis: An E! True Hollywood Story.
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