Cast:

Name: Mallow

Occupation: Hobo

Likes: Money, mr. pibb, adventures

Dislikes: Not havin enuff money

Description: Mallow is a little bit like me (the benevolent auther) he talks to much, likes mr.pibb, and money, moolah, denero, cash, currency....

Name: Black mage

Occupation: Black mage

Likes: acts of evil, dead enemies (or friends), invader zim, corndogs

Dislikes: people, most TV

Description: Quick to anger, and usaully quick to adventure. keep in mind when your talkin' to him, he has a knife.....

Name: Space pirates

Occupation: Bad people

Likes: Shiny stuff, Stolen items, coffee flava'd icecream, Disney movies

Dislikes: Black mage, Mallow, happy people

Description: They like to steal nice things, and are relatively easy.

Name: Cup O' Kracken Soup

Occupation: Benevolent auther

Likes: money, money, money, money, hungry howies pizza, video games, invader zim, other nerd like stuff

Dislikes: cannibal hobos, crazed carni folk, hillbilies with no respect for the law, people who dont like the simpsons, the new age gamer, LETS JUST PUT IT THIS WAY: i dont like very much...

Description: I the auther, the maker of this comic, i have no respect for those who dont know who ness is!

Name: Mr. T

Occupation: Mr. T

Likes: Mr. T, children's centers, french fries

Dislikes: JOO

Description: He owns joo!!

More to come.....