Well well well, it seems youve found your way into my little pea brain of a
head, ha, bios, who needs em,
The names Ian, i'm from Nolensville, TN . Wheres Nolensville you ask?, well
look right out that window, no not that one
yes thats the one, see that shining little dot? thats nolensville the happy
little hic town just east of no where.
i don't want to bore you with facts so ill get to the point, if your here, you
probably searched for something noughty
on google, and got this (i wonder why), or, you somehow met one of my friends
that was planning on making you
go mentally insane so you would move in with them in their clubhouse, well i
should say paper box, but they prefer clubhouse.
HA, u want to know what i look like, ILL NEVER GIVE IN, (hey whats this do)....

AHHHH, god no, i can't belive it (oh and if your eyesight is really that bad?
im the one on the left, my mother is on my right)
(dont ask me what that is sticking into my head, it confused me, then i noticed
the rabid weasel run out the door with a piece of
scalp in his mouth).