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Blonde Jokes

  1. 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
  2. A: Gifted!
  3. 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die?
  4. A: Alone.
  5. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
  6. A: Pregnant.
  7. 4. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
  8. A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
  9. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
  10. A: Artificial intelligence.
  11. 6. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
  12. A: She missed the Earth!
  13. 7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
  14. A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
  15. 8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
  16. A: Nothing. They've never met.
  17. 9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
  18. A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
  19. 10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
  20. A: After a dye job.
  21. 11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
  22. A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
  23. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
  24. 12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
  25. A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
  26. 13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
  27. A: You can park in the handicap zone.
  28. 14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
  29. A: An IN-body experience!
  30. 15. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
  31. A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
  32. 16. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
  33. A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
  34. 17. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
  35. A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
  36. 18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
  37. A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
  38. 19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
  39. A: Shine a torch in her ears.
  40. 20. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
  41. A: It takes too long to retrain them.

misc. jokes

  • 1. This guy walked into a bar and said ouch
  • 2. This blind man walks into a store,with his dog and he starts towards the back. All the sudone he stops picks up his dog and starts to swing it around in circles. A clerck asks the man, "may I help you, sir?" "No"the man replies "Im just looking around"

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