You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backward and it fits better.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night, and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot her birthday.

You wake up and discover your waterbed broke,and you don't have a waterbed.

Your car horn goes off accidently & remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels on the interstate.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

You wake up and your braces are locked together.

Your income tax check bounces.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You walk to work and find that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your husband says, "good morning Donna", and your name is Brenda."