Teleportation At Random
Ingredients:
One spoonful of salt grains
One sprig of dried mistletoe
One smooth rounded stone of unusual color
One magic wand
Directions:
Turn to page VII
I. Grind a spoon of salt in a mortar (with a pestle)
II. Grind the mistletoe in the mortar
III. Rub the stone in the mixture
IV. Kiss the stone
V. (Recite this verse)
With this kiss, I thee impart,
Power most dear to my heart.
Take me now from this place hither,
To another place far thither.
VI. Wave the magic wand
You now own a charm which will allow you to cast the random teleportation spell. To cast the spell, rub the stone. It will instantly whisk you away from where you are. Remain alert, however -- even though you can use the spell to run away from danger, nothing guarentees that you will not arrive in a more precarious situation than the one you left. The power of the charm remains as long as you retain the stone.