Becoming Invisible
Ingredients:
One jar of lard
One cactus
Two drops of toad spittle
One magic wand
One spoonful of cactus juice
Directions:
Turn to page CLXIX
I. Cut the cactus with a knife
II. Squeeze the cactus juice on a spoon
III. Put the cactus juice in a bowl
IV. Put the lard in the bowl
V. Add two drops of toad spittle
VI. Stir the mixture with a spoon
VII. (Recite this verse)
Cactus plant and horny toad
I now start down the dangerous road
Combine with fire and mist to make
Me disappear without a trace.
VIII. Wave the magic wand
IX. Put the ointment in the empty lard jar
You now have a magic ointment that will allow you to turn invisible (but beware, the ointment only works in a place where there is both fire and mist). To cast the invisibility spell, rub the ointment on your body. You will be invisible for a short while. You have enough for one application.