| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
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| This month, we deliver your perfect matches for Valentine's Day in partnership with the dating website at www.eharmony.com. |
| February 2005 |
| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 1. List four things your friends say about you: |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 5. Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why? |
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| 6. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful? |
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| 7. Other than your appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 8. What is the ONE thing that people DON'T notice about you right away that you WISH they WOULD? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 9. How do you typically spend your leisure time? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 10. Describe the last book that you read and enjoyed. What was it about? What did you like most about it? |
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| Hot and rich. Just kidding! Not really! |
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| Driving. |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| I have a tiny flower tattoo above my butt crack. |
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| Probably my appearance. |
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| What an amazing lover I am! |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 11. Describe one thing about yourself that only your best friends know. |
| 12. Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 13. What are five things that you "can't live without?" |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| 2. What are you most passionate about? |
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| FOR THE GUYS |
| Vivian is happiest when she is chatting with people |
| Vivian is good with small items like stamps and coupons. |
| Vivian is an emotional rollercoaster. |
| My friend Rhonda says I repeat everything people say to me. |
| My friend Naomi says I ought to floss more and trim my nose hairs. |
| My friend Susan says I scare guys away with my laugh. |
| My friend Darlene says I should learn to drive better. She should talk. |
| Finding a husband, silly! Why would I even be here? |
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| Feeding my dogs. |
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| Eating. |
| Griffin Telfer. He�s my hair colorist. He always tells me how good I look. We go out shopping for clothes, and he loves my sense of fashion. He says older women are the best. He has all these handsome guy friends, but he never fixes me up with them. Weird. |
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| God |
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| Size XXXL clothing |
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| My picture of me before my mustache |
| Watching TV. Feeding the little pooches. Eating. Falling asleep in bed with Poochy and Poochilla. They are part German Shepard, part Alaskan Huskie and 100% love-muffins. I never go anywhere without them. They are my babies. Some people want to put them to sleep for barking all day and drooling and leaving presents in the laundry room. Those meanies won�t get a Valentine�s Day card this year, that�s for sure. |
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| �He�s Just Not That Into You� by that guy from Sex in the City. It�s SO TRUE! I�m buying this for every woman I know. This is like the Bible of books. |
| Where I have my secret tattoo. |
| My job |
| Clairol Nice and Easy between Griffin visits |
| Chocolate |
| Diet Coke |
| My babies, my bed, extra butter on the popcorn, TV and my babies. |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| 3. What is the most important quality that you are looking for in another person? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 4. What are three of your BEST life-skills? |
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| Match Profile |
| Introductory Information |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| Following are 3 Relationship Strengths from your Personality Profile: |
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| Match Name: |
| Location: |
| Occupation: |
| Height: |
| Age: |
| Ethnicity: |
| Marecomm |
| Vivian |
| Western Suburbs |
| Receptionist |
| 5 ft. 3 in. |
| 47 |
| White, non-Hispanic |
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| Makes your season bright by recommending the following ... |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 1. List four things your friends say about you: |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 5. Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 6. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 7. Other than your appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 8. What is the ONE thing that people DON'T notice about you right away that you WISH they WOULD? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 9. How do you typically spend your leisure time? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 10. Describe the last book that you read and enjoyed. What was it about? What did you like most about it? |
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| Smell my crotch. |
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| Smell. |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| Um, smell my crotch? |
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| The smell from my crotch. |
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| WISH they WOULD smell my crotch. |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 11. Describe one thing about yourself that only your best friends know. |
| 12. Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 13. What are five things that you "can't live without?" |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| 2. What are you most passionate about? |
| FRED enjoys typing his own name. |
| FRED is a four letter word. |
| FRED is the only man you will ever need baby. |
| "Yeah, that's Fred." |
| "Hey, it's Fred." |
| "Smells like Fred." |
| "Oh man, not Fred!" |
| Smell my crotch. |
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| My. |
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| Crotch. |
| My dog, cuz he smells my crotch. |
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| Dogs |
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| God |
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| Crotch |
| Watching you smell my crotch. |
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| �Smell My Crotch� by FRED. I feel it captures the complete essence of the olfactory sense and my total crotchitude. |
| Smell my...wait, everybody knows that. |
| Dogs |
| Water |
| Cheetoes |
| Aristotle�s First Treatise On Government |
| Crotch |
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| Makes your season bright .. |
| 3. What is the most important quality that you are looking for in another person? |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| 4. What are three of your BEST life-skills? |
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| Match Profile |
| Introductory Information |
| Makes your season bright .. |
| Following are 3 Relationship Strengths from your Personality Profile: |
| Match Name: |
| Location: |
| Occupation: |
| Height: |
| Age: |
| Ethnicity: |
| Marecomm |
| FRED |
| Right here |
| Being FRED |
| Some ft. , couple of in. |
| 17 |
| White Dude |
| onrigh |
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| FOR THE LADIES |
| Match Created: February 1, 2005 |
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| Match Created: February ?, 2005 |
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