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| Two-story mansion - 1,000+ sq. ft. - Fixer-upper - $9,500,000 o.b.o. |
| With this nation's real estate bubble having yet to pop, and with more and more Americans getting real estate licenses in the hopes of grabbing their share of the cash connected to wildly inflated prices, trend-follower KPUT has joined the frenzy! |
| Unlike those other places that sell real estate but have no realtors on staff, or those other places that have realtors but no real estate to sell, KPUT has burst on the property scene with a bold new idea- Real estate and Realtors under one roof! If you're looking for a home or commercial property in the Peppymouth, Nebraska, area, come see: |
| Peppymouth's #8 Real Estate agent since mid-February! Sex appeal and conservative values in one delicious package! |
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| IDA LINDA FLEMSHINGLE |
| With 2 sales under his belt, Don has sold twice as many homes as the other so-called "realtors". They suck! |
| DON "MITCH" DAVID |
| Edna got her license two weeks ago, so she can now drive to properties. Edna is a real Realtor, not a "False-tor". |
| SONIA FAYE EDNA ENID |
| Victoria will exploit her feminine charms to snag the home of your dreams for you, the client. And she's a liberal Democrat. |
| VICTORIA X. VECTOR |
| Recently divorced Nadia has one motto: "Serve the client in a platonic way only if it leads to a sale." |
| Xandra will exploit her feminine charms to snag the home of your dreams for you, the client. Plus she's a liberal Democrat! |
| Having obtained his license only last week, John has nothing but enthusiasm and the clothes on his back. |
| MRS. HELSTEDORFIN |
| TED FREDERICK RYAN |
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