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| Leeds festival 2003 photos! Shit me pants! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'll cut to the chase here, folks. I honestly can't be arsed writing about what happened at the leeds festival for three main reasons: 1. Most of you were there anyway. 2. Those that weren't have probably heard most of it 3. I can't remember large portions of the nights (no, honestly). |
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| Nevermind. Dont forget that those of you who went might as well buy the photos for the event. Either that or faced a pissed off me - the prices have gone up in mistrys (cheeky arse bandit) thus meaning that if you dont buy the photos, I lose out on money... whey! So, I'm going to say the reasonable price of �3 for each disk (containing 80 photos of the event). If I make any profit then I'll devide the money between you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| What type of salesman would I be if I didn't show you the product? Here are a few samples of the photos, but I've kept some of the most decent ones until you buy the photos -to encourage purchase of course. So here you go: |
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| Can somebody honestly remind me what day this was? I think it was sunday morning. Infact, it was, because it was a scorching day thus excuse to remove the old top. Here, this was our clan in full glory. Surely you know the faces by now? Also with us t'was bebbo, adam & eve, kearns-look-a-like, reily (i think) and the utmost respect to billy who was kind enough to snap this cracking photo. In the background, you also have the pleasure to laugh at bebbos crappy tent. I suggest he gets a new 'un next year. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This often brightens up dark wep-pages like mine... a lovely explosion. Not exactly the biggest one we had, but a decent one, none the less. You can also see the "camp jesus / england" flag. Sad but true. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Early in the morning, indeed. Blears was always the first one to wake up (probably due to his drug-free body) and managed to snap this excellent picture of his half-awake camping counterparts. Well done, that man. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Despite appearences, billy is not in a drunken stupour. He had actually just fallen over on the only night he didn't get smashed out of his face. Mind you, it would be pretty convincing to say he was fucked - just look at all those empty crates around him. All three of them. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A random head, you ask? Indeed, we saw Delson queuing up on friday morning for the use of the cash machines. Comically, the queue was atleast a good hours wait. Note his minging lady-friend in the background. We also saw a few mings that we know quite well - that fattie and her ginger mate from salt cellar. Hounds. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The destruction on monday morning. Picture this by many more fields. I should have taken a photo with a few of the fires around. Disaster? Maybe, but atleast we helped clean up this much - 0%. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Many of mine at seans antics to bebbos tent. Of which include: putting rocks and tomatoe sauce under the ground sheet, tipping smelly milk on the door, trapping mouldy bacon in the zip, putting a dirty bin inside and even kearns having a piss up it during a mid-night pot induced slash. If any of you forwards this tex to bebbo, be sure to erase everything up to the next full stop and leave the rest. Billy did this to bebbos tent. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Last but certainly not least - moments before I got chucked into a riot van for disorderly behavour. I'd only just cracked that beer open, too. A fair few people will have this photo, I'd become the center point for photographic attention and also recieved lot of cheers. Heres something I've just noticed, the security guard on the left. No, hes not been digitally enhanced, he is actually that wide. Sean caused me all this, the grade A bastard. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So there you go. If you would still like to see: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - larger photos of the above - Scotts dick - The actual disgustingness of the crappers - Me saluting the english flag - plus another 68 photos |
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| ..make sure you buy the photos, you pouch of dick sap. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Photos dont work? Gimme an e-mail as soon as and I'll send them as attachements, or just buy the fecking CD. Sadly, we didnt take the camera into many moshpits due to the fact it was marshalls camera. It would have been nice to get one of the 'tallica or blink one eighty two, but no worries, we have crappy photos of biffy clyro and fletcher. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Rock on. Also, many thanks to marshall who made this all possible by providing the camera. E-mail him now and send him your thankfullness: [email protected] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sadly, this article has come to an end. Click here, dick face | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Feeling hardcore? More piccies it is then... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||