"Retired"

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out.
What use to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout.
Time was when of it's own accord
from my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job
to find the blasted thing.
It use to be embarrassing
the way it would behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
As old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes....
Unknown

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"The dog is loved by old and young,
he wags his tail and not his tongue"
Unknown

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