Overdraft Notice

We hate to be the ones to say
but you're overdrawn another day.
You're funds are gone and your account is too
Does the word "Deposit" ring a bell to you.
This letter's not meant to inform or harass-
but to get to the point- you're a pain in our ass!
It's obvious your balance doesn't phase you a bit
Cause you keep writing cheques that aren't worth a schitt.
So we are telling everyone how worthless you are,
We're taking you house, your wife, and your car.
We're going to court to get back our funds,
And when we're through, we'll have nailed your buns.
And in conclusion, we simply must say
"Thanks For Banking With Us And Have A Nice Day"

"Cold cash is something no one
can keep long enough to warm up"
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ICQ me with some laughs by clicking the lady,

or E-mail to my mailbox..